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  • Real Name: Giovanni Elliston
  • Location: Woods
  • Member Since: September 30th, 2010
  • Last Seen: October 25th, 2014 8:47 am
  • Personal tag line: (On religion) "Don't think about it, just believe!" -Mrs. Sweets
  • Message board posts: 2

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I have not yet written an 'About Me' because a major studio owns the rights to my remarkable story.


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