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  • Real Name: Gibran
  • Location: Mexico
  • Member Since: June 25th, 2010 07:29 pm
  • Last Seen: March 10th, 2012 11:09 am
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About Gibran

Greatest Achievements:

Banned from 13 states in east of The Rocky Mountains for cronic public masterbation.

Forcecibly removed from a Los Angeles county 'El Pollo Loco' fast food resturant and earning a lifetime ban.

Deported from California to New Mexico by mistake.

Found to be a security threat at an airport for being Hispanic (Note: Hispanics look like Arabians to white people...) and for having the name Gibran.

Lifetime ban from a Burger King in Weed, California (They had run out of Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch)


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