Gibran
- Real Name: Gibran
- Location: Mexico
- Member Since: June 25th, 2010
- Last Seen: March 10th, 2012 11:09 am
- Personal tag line: I am not creative enough to have written a personal tag line yet.
- Message board posts: 5
About Gibran
Greatest Achievements:
Banned from 13 states in east of The Rocky Mountains for cronic public masterbation.
Forcecibly removed from a Los Angeles county 'El Pollo Loco' fast food resturant and earning a lifetime ban.
Deported from California to New Mexico by mistake.
Found to be a security threat at an airport for being Hispanic (Note: Hispanics look like Arabians to white people...) and for having the name Gibran.
Lifetime ban from a Burger King in Weed, California (They had run out of Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch)
Banned from 13 states in east of The Rocky Mountains for cronic public masterbation.
Forcecibly removed from a Los Angeles county 'El Pollo Loco' fast food resturant and earning a lifetime ban.
Deported from California to New Mexico by mistake.
Found to be a security threat at an airport for being Hispanic (Note: Hispanics look like Arabians to white people...) and for having the name Gibran.
Lifetime ban from a Burger King in Weed, California (They had run out of Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch)
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