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  • Real Name: Jake Stauffer
  • Location: Lincoln, NE
  • Member Since: November 14th, 2010 03:53 am
  • Last Seen: February 7th, 2014 06:39 pm
  • Personal tag line: "I'm going to turn my bass up so loud the neighbor's baby flies out of its crib"
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About Ghettoblaster

I grew up in the most generic town in the United States. Got fat instead of laid in high school, grew cynical, and now I really just like interjecting my beliefs in the form of sarcastic metaphors, and pissy outlooks on stupid people.


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