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  • Real Name: GaryCraig
  • Location: Athens, Alabama
  • Member Since: June 23rd, 2011 01:12 pm
  • Last Seen: June 29th, 2011 05:05 pm
  • Personal tag line: I tore the tag of my mattress and the cops never showed up.
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About GaryCraig

I'm a man torn between a normal life and superstardom. I haven't quite figured out which lifestyle would fit me best yet but when I do, I'll let you know.


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