GarethJfkEvans

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  • Real Name: Elvis Presley
  • Location: A little known Soviet shithole in the South Pacific
  • Member Since: January 1st, 2011
  • Last Seen: April 17th, 2011 4:02 pm
  • Personal tag line: Stay away from my parrot you pervert!
  • Message board posts: 0

About GarethJfkEvans

I came into this world via immaculate conception. Which doesn't sound all that original, until you consider that I was raised by a single father.

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