Galleryum

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  • Real Name: Galleryum
  • Location: check your back yard
  • Member Since: August 23rd, 2012
  • Last Seen: November 15th, 2013 11:26 pm
  • Personal tag line: "The emperor hasn't driven it from you fully." ???
  • Message board posts: 0

About Galleryum

I'm an artist who has paintings for sale in various galleries throughout California because that's what I do for a living. Although I have a BFA from California College of the Arts (painting major), I used to work for Disney, Universal Pictures, and Warner Bros. as a Production Artist and Storyboard Illustrator. I was also an Associate Producer for PBS. But like I said, I now create paintings to pay my bills and spoil my friends of the female variety. So in other words, I'm so fucking amazingly rad that my life has unfortunately come full circle. Now I'm back to simply being horribly pathetic. What we've got going on here is an infinite loop of certifiable narcissism, and I'm completely down with that.

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