Single father of 3 daughters, with advanced degrees in Inflicting Life-long Crippling Injuries With Firearms, and Fucking Up Marriages In 3 Months Or Less... I'm also a professional Debt Collector so really; fuck you, world!..
I always take candy from strangers, and I feel that considering the merciless beating the world has handed me since day one, I have a great sense of humor. I read and write at a freshman level, and was voted most likely to start a mosh-pit at a senior center. I'm 35 now, and have only ever head butted a geriatric, so I guess I better pick up the pace. On the plus side; I have 3 daughters who are absolutely amazing, and prove I've had sex exactly 3 more times than you. :0) cheers!

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