As a number, I spend much of my time on paper, and in equations on the worst days. A few years ago I was hired to work for Cracked, and I've been here ever since, showing up in almost every article. Five, a good friend of mine, is kind of a prick sometimes but he's cool. He'll buy a round every now and then and he'll back me up if I get in a fight. You have to understand that it's difficult for a lot of numbers to know their place. I mean, One is such a dick! Thinks he's better then everyone else. I remember one time, he multiplied with Three and never called her again. She was in tears for like, a whole week. Nine was gonna beat the shit outta him but he had to work that day. So, anyway, my hobbies include playing cards, being a time, and adding. So add me as your friend, and you'll be four more then you were before.

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