FlyTheBiscuit

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  • Real Name: Sir Aubrey Presley
  • Location: Somewhere fancy.
  • Member Since: January 28th, 2012
  • Last Seen: May 25th, 2012 4:32 am
  • Personal tag line: I'm just doing ma thang, you know, sipping brandy and smoking cigars and stuff.
  • Message board posts: 7

About FlyTheBiscuit

If there is anything that I have learned from my time as a Generic Harvard/Stanford student it's that underachieving is so rad. If you want to succeed in life (like me) you NEED to just stop trying. I mean Success in life is like trying to kill a bug on a high wall - You don't get up off the couch to kill it, you wait for that bastard to come to YOU. You use your charm & wit to lure it towards you (but you ABSOLUTELY DON'T GET UP) and then when it gets JUUUSSTT close enough... you reach out and kill it.

I don't think I quite understand where I am going with this metaphor.

'nyways,


Don't take drugs kids (except Ritalin/Adderall ?)

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