- Real Name: Sir Aubrey Presley
- Location: Somewhere fancy.
- Member Since: January 28th, 2012
- Last Seen: May 25th, 2012 4:32 am
- Personal tag line: I'm just doing ma thang, you know, sipping brandy and smoking cigars and stuff.
- Message board posts: 7
If there is anything that I have learned from my time as a Generic Harvard/Stanford student it's that underachieving is so rad. If you want to succeed in life (like me) you NEED to just stop trying. I mean Success in life is like trying to kill a bug on a high wall - You don't get up off the couch to kill it, you wait for that bastard to come to YOU. You use your charm & wit to lure it towards you (but you ABSOLUTELY DON'T GET UP) and then when it gets JUUUSSTT close enough... you reach out and kill it.
I don't think I quite understand where I am going with this metaphor.
'nyways,
Don't take drugs kids (except Ritalin/Adderall ?)