Fizzlepop

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  • Real Name: Fizzlepop
  • Location: Belgium
  • Member Since: May 17th, 2009 10:19 am
  • Last Seen: September 8th, 2012 02:32 pm
  • Personal tag line: Better than masturbation
  • Message board posts: 509

About Fizzlepop

At the dawn of time, there was a flash, the great ones decided that there had to be an ultimate force, an entity even greater than the gods. A man so powerful he could shift galaxies just by wanting it. I once occupied a stall next to this guy at the subway. That was a good day.

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