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  • Real Name: FirstFerret1492
  • Location: USA
  • Member Since: February 6th, 2011 11:22 pm
  • Last Seen: March 19th, 2016 05:35 pm
  • Personal tag line: Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
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About FirstFerret1492

I was born. I haven't died yet. And, to avoid f*g jokes by trolls, please note I am female.


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