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  • Real Name: FirstFerret1492
  • Location: USA
  • Member Since: February 6th, 2011
  • Last Seen: October 20th, 2014 11:50 pm
  • Personal tag line: Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
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About FirstFerret1492

I was born. I haven't died yet.


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