Born in a motel 6, i was always the runt of the litter, but look at me today, I'm a big person picking up small children in my white windowless van. I had a steady job as a botanist that specialized in the elusive semenus phallus plant; but it was not to last..... My life took a tragic turn for the worse as I lost my job for using the secretions of the plant as lubricant for my eco-friendly plant based dildo. Because of this I became addicted to abortions, watching, performing, and receiving. Oh! the joys of abortions! They gave me such a rush as cannot be described by words. But I'll do my best.
Imagine, if you will, commandeering a unicorn through a cloud of vaporized rainbows, while assuaged by the olfactory pleasures of tang. This is the nature of the pleasures that berated me.
It was at this point that I lost my physical form and became an ethereal being, my consciousness spreading and spanning the vastness of both time and space. I could see all, hear all, and touch all. So I can touch women in their no-no's, and got off Scott Free (he's pretty horny).

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