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  • Real Name: FeralHousewife
  • Location: in the barn
  • Member Since: August 30th, 2010
  • Last Seen: April 15th, 2014 1:53 am
  • Personal tag line: The only sandwiches I make are knuckle.
  • Message board posts: 0
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About FeralHousewife

I'm a bizarre mix of the traditional, down-to-earth, ol' fashioned kind of girl and a vindictive bitch. As long as you play nice I won't hurt you. Put one toe over that line and I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.


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