I have not yet written an 'About Me' because I'm entirely too busy shaving a goat for my winter Pagan sacrifice to Vishnu. And no, Vishnu isn't Pagan.

I have not yet written an 'About Me' because I'm majoring in history at Tennessee tech and am way too busy claiming that Ivan Kolita of Moscow "made it rain" on my midterm.

I have not yet written an 'About Me' because I live in fucking Cookeville, Tennessee and internets are scarce in these parts.

I have not yet written an 'About Me' because I'm too busy boning your mother.

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