I like hats and shoes an inappropriate amount. I play too much World of Warcraft. I am utterly shit at World of Warcraft.

This month I am trying to be a better person. To this end, I am attempting not to swear so much. Also, yesterday when an old man fell over in the street, I didn't even hardly laugh. Spiders and flies get no mercy, however. I have purchased a kind of electrified tennis racquet for those arrogant, selfish, self-righteous bastards.