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  • Real Name: Helena
  • Location: Denmark
  • Member Since: August 17th, 2009 11:33 pm
  • Last Seen: April 8th, 2016 11:51 am
  • Personal tag line: I'm not exactly the delicate type..
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About FairlyOddKitten

My hair is wheat-blonde, I have blue eyes and my entire family is totally, completely, all the way through, 100% Danish.
I am purebred Aryan youth; I live in constant fear of one day being used as a nazi superweapon.


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