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  • Real Name: Facemaker
  • Location: Los Demonios, CA
  • Member Since: September 13th, 2008 12:10 pm
  • Last Seen: November 25th, 2015 02:25 pm
  • Personal tag line: He...is...THE PAINKILLER!
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About Facemaker

Born from wandering clouds of space dust coming into contact with anti-matter and concentrated god particles, I now roam the universe in search for the meaning of questioning the meaning of life.


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