• Real Name: Popcorn
  • Location: 1337 Kippenberger, internetland
  • Member Since: January 29th, 2010 08:01 am
  • Last Seen: December 7th, 2010 07:42 pm
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After years of frequenting online internet websites, popcorn learned that colloquialisms and video game reviews are really juvenile pasttimes. Things like cocaine and bad poetry are what adult life is all about. Yup, drugs really are where it's at, and I'm pretty sure there's a Bukowski poem to back that up...
but then again I'm only joking, I'm really living in a cave with three hundred other people, or rather there are in fact three hundred people LIVING IN CAVES around the world. In reality, though I'm the late German artist Martin Kippenberger. Kippenberger of the Yukon. He sure loved that country.


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