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  • Real Name: Expalphalog
  • Location: I haven't provided my location. Sorry!
  • Member Since: April 1st, 2013
  • Last Seen: April 19th, 2014 6:33 pm
  • Personal tag line: Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me!
  • Message board posts: 319

About Expalphalog

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