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  • Real Name: Exiasprip
  • Location: Somewhere between Cuba and Hell.
  • Member Since: March 21st, 2010 11:36 am
  • Last Seen: January 23rd, 2011 07:47 pm
  • Personal tag line: Life's a party and I'm not invited
  • Message board posts

About Exiasprip

One day, I would like to hear Christopher Walken say: "Jelly Donuts".

Craption-wise: Wins --- August 14th, 2010 (I can't drive stick.) 169 votes

August 23rd, 2010 (Diary Entry #529: If Randy makes another "Why the long face" joke, I'll engulf his soul...) 257 votes

October 30th, 2010 (In other countries, the Tickle Monster is a bad thing. A very bad thing.) 48 votes

Editor's choice: June 27th, 2010 (Judging by the 50 arrows in the torso, I'd say it was suicide) 68 votes

August 15th, 2010 (Somewhere else, there's a tuba player licking his balls) 24 votes

August 17th, 2010 (If that's what the birds over here shit, I'm wearing armor.) 51 votes

September 11th, 2010 (It roamed into the concert. Everyone was startled until it commanded the band to play "Free Bird") 20 votes

October 23rd, 2010 (He's counting the seconds left before the government beats him up.) 43 votes

November 11th, 2010 (I can't drive schtick.) 85 votes


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