Eugene Sprunkle

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  • Real Name: Eugene Sprunkle
  • Location: Not America
  • Member Since: February 3rd, 2009 02:38 am
  • Last Seen: February 22nd, 2014 12:31 am
  • Personal tag line: How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?
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About Eugene Sprunkle

I'm your private dancer,
a dancer for money.
I'll do what you want me to do.
I'm your private dance,
a dancer for money.
Any old music will do.
Because I'm a prostitute?


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