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  • Real Name: Nic
  • Location: Los Angeles, CA
  • Member Since: December 27th, 2007 11:07 pm
  • Last Seen: October 31st, 2012 12:27 pm
  • Personal tag line: I don't get drunk, I get awesome.
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About EternalLoop

I hold the patents for hazelnuts, gopher eyes, glass and those little colorful paperclips that break very easily and aren't nearly as good as the normal ones.


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