In Southwest Texas born and raised
In El Barrio is where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, hanging, relejando all cool
And playing soccer outside the school
When a couple of hombres who were up to no good
started making problemas in my neighborhood
I almost got shanked and my mom got scared
She said, "You're moving with your tia and tio in Bel Air."

Now, I know what you're thinking, but no, I am not Will Smith. Nor am I a professional rapper (I know!). Despite my catchy theme song, I neither speak Spanish nor have I ever been in a shank fight.

Did I disappoint you? Who do you think you are? My parents?

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