I probably enjoy long walks on the beach. It's hard to tell when the only beach within 1000 miles happens to be the mud around a flooded cornfield.

The internet both fascinates and terrifies me.

Half of me is Jewish.

I enjoy lists.

That's why I like Cracked.

I have no idea why I got an account.

Maybe I just have a subconscious desire to be insulted by a website.

Kind of like the Mystery Method.

Which is garbage.

Seriously. It doesn't work that way.

If you've read this far, I must be fantastic.


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