I probably enjoy long walks on the beach. It's hard to tell when the only beach within 1000 miles happens to be the mud around a flooded cornfield.
The internet both fascinates and terrifies me.
Half of me is Jewish.
I enjoy lists.
That's why I like Cracked.
I have no idea why I got an account.
Maybe I just have a subconscious desire to be insulted by a website.
Kind of like the Mystery Method.
Which is garbage.
Seriously. It doesn't work that way.
If you've read this far, I must be fantastic.
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