This is Cara and Beth. We made a joint account (we're not gay) because we are too lazy to make separate ones.
We are so sad, as we want to marry Gladstone and DOB, not because we're madly in love with them, but because they have both openly hate Miley Cyrus, who we hope dies a terrible morbid death, and burns morbidly in Hell, morbidly forced to listen to her own morbid music for all eternity. Morbidly. Morbid, we know, but true, none the less.

Our favourite things is (cue ominous voice) Cara's Wonderful Box Of Stuff. It's a shame that you will all be six feet under by the time we're famous for it. Actually, it's a shame we'll be six feet under by the time we're famous for it.

After we read about the Hope-osphere (another reason we love DOB) we adopted it into our world, and have decided to make our own, somewhat cheaper, British version out of bubble wrap. Honestly, we will make it. Some day.

One last thing, we cannot abide 'Cht Spk'. Why, you ask? bcoz we dont c y ne1 needz 2 tlk or rite lyk dis.
Shame on you who does that.

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