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  • Real Name: Elliott Piper
  • Location: Tornado Valley
  • Member Since: January 27th, 2011 01:13 pm
  • Last Seen: September 29th, 2016 02:54 pm
  • Personal tag line: You don't even know who Marlon Brando is because you are fucking chipmunk.
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About Elliottcollects

I love this website. Ever since I watched snowmen roll themselves in my front yard, form up with sticks for arms, bottle caps for eyes, and THE POWER TO BEND MATTER AND CRUSH ENTIRE BUILDINGS OF STEEL AND CONCRETE WITH THEIR MINDS, I knew that I was different, and that Nebraska kind of blows.I work for a Software Technology Inc. in Lincoln, Nebraska.

Check out my blog at http://definitelybroken.blogspot.com/2011/02/red-bull-and-apocalypse.html


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