Although I am new to the Cracked Family. I have long been a fan of Comedy. Ever since I watched snowmen roll themselves in my front yard, form up with sticks for arms, bottle caps for eyes, and THE POWER TO BEND MATTER AND CRUSH ENTIRE BUILDINGS OF STEEL AND CONCRETE WITH THEIR MINDS, I wanted to know what else Mrs. Fluth was lying to me about in the first grade. I'm well versed in the ways of hyperbole and cynicism and I laugh at Tragedy because I am a debt collector and I love my god damned job.

Check out my blog at http://definitelybroken.blogspot.com/2011/02/red-bull-and-apocalypse.html

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