Maximillian White spends his time writing everything from movies to music. He has more books than he can count, and keeps them in a cheap bookshelf in his living room. He has also completed two novel-length manuscripts - neither of which has been published - and a rather long list of other creative endeavors, many of them under a bizarre pseudonym. When he isn't writing, Max dons a cape and a mask and patrols the night in the guise of his vigilante alter ego, "The Valiant Creeper." He - Max, not the Valiant Creeper - has a penchant for obscure philosophy and bagpipes, particularly when combined. According to his grandmother, he came out of the womb talking, and hasn't shut up since. In a bizarre turn of temporal distortion, the Monty Python film "Life of Brian" was actually a documentary on Max's life, but was mistaken as being a work of satirical religious fiction since he had not, technically, been born yet. Max enjoys a cappella music, and his favorite color is fish.

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