On a relatively quiet election day in 1988 a child was born.
Blessed by the gods with a natural affinity for snark and a voracious appetite for knowledge this girl-child grew into a...slightly larger girl-child.
Having survived the rigors of Catholic school and further education this scion of all things weird now resides in a quaint rural enclave that was once known as the "Breadbasket of the South".
She waits patiently for the day all humanity will call upon her and to lead them to victory.
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