ElectrickPanda

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  • Real Name: ElectrickPanda
  • Location: Groin O' Georgia
  • Member Since: May 14th, 2013
  • Last Seen: August 22nd, 2014 10:47 am
  • Personal tag line: Yes, we said we had cookies but did you really think the Darkside wouldn't lie?
  • Message board posts: 0

About ElectrickPanda

On a relatively quiet election day in 1988 a child was born.
Blessed by the gods with a natural affinity for snark and a voracious appetite for knowledge this girl-child grew into a...slightly larger girl-child.
Having survived the rigors of Catholic school and further education this scion of all things weird now resides in a quaint rural enclave that was once known as the "Breadbasket of the South".
She waits patiently for the day all humanity will call upon her and to lead them to victory.
Or doom....whatever.

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