ElBastardo
- Real Name: ElBastardo
- Location: Somewhere above ground.
- Member Since: February 21st, 2011
- Last Seen: May 25th, 2012 5:07 pm
- Personal tag line: Good old-fashioned nightmare fuel.
- Message board posts: 115
About ElBastardo
Once, long ago before time began, an atom of potassium met an atom of helium. Then a lot of other shit happened. Then my parents fucked and now there's me.
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