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  • Real Name: EatMyDiction
  • Location: Between a rock and a place that's just as hard and threatening as a rock.
  • Member Since: May 23rd, 2010 11:02 pm
  • Last Seen: February 2nd, 2011 11:36 pm
  • Personal tag line: Umm, this one quote from Nietzsche about humanity or something.
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About EatMyDiction

What's scary is that that automatic "too busy hunting bears" blurb is actually true. I just finished skinning a Kodiak I stabbed to death in my backyard, his pelt is now draped over my shoulders and dripping blood on the keyboard. Grisly? Yes. Grizzly? Definitely not. Side note: is it bear hunting season and if so, do I need a permit of some sort? I guess I'll just leave that up to the bear Gods, Jezma and Captain Roar. Hi, I'm Nick, spelled with an invisible silent "J".


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