Well golly, I'm juss an average joe living by the beach with my awesome washborad abs that're so immensely rock hard you can hear a tink when you flick a dime onto it. I'm also the leader of the universe. If you don't bow down to my every wish you will completely obliterated off the face of the earth. It says so in the bible, remember that. I also like to joke around, in fact, I don't really have washboard abs, only a four pack. I got thirsty. I'm also not the leader, per se, of the universe, only third in command. Hey, you can't always get whatcha want. In all seriousness, I'm juss a 16 year old rocker kid who spends most of his time creating blogs for my myspace, which are hilarious, so says my friends. I'm not here to promote myspace or anything, but my url is e101705. My favorite bands include Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Alice In Chains, Guns 'n' Roses, and The Who. I apparently have a way with words, because I can make people spray soda out of their mouths when they read my blogs. Of course, they were stoned at the time, but hey, i'm not complaining. Hopefully, I'll become famous or at least semi famous on cracked.com because I'd like to say some stuff as well as make money for doing it. Who wouldn't want to do that?

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