Basically, it's a love story. Except instead of the Cliched lovers, Godzilla's there, and so is the Tin-Man from the Wizard of Oz. And instead of making sweet, sweet love, they're making an apocalyptic death machine. But then one of them looses a part, and one of them's like "Oh, no you didn't, Bitch." and The Tinman grows as big as Godzilla (fuck, why not a little bigger?) and starts whaling on him. But then Godzilla steals some of his Armour and is like: "Now you're In for It...Dick." And becomes Mecha-Godzilla. And he uses his rocket breath to blow the rest of his (now shitty) armour off of him. But (Cue Angelic Choir) Inside the Armour turns out to be: Abraham Lincoln. And Godzillas begging and everything, But Lincolns not having any of that shit. And then He uses the Souls of all the Slaves he Freed to split Godzilla in Half. And it looks like it's all over-but inside of Godzilla is: FDR. And since they're both Presidents, They're Like: "WTF?" AND "BFF's?" and instead of the death Machine, they decide to go Beat up Nixon. PRESIDENTS AWAY!

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