I am autistic. But my autism does not make me stupid. It makes me awesome. I am so awesome, the science nerdy people want to make a cure for autism so there isn't as many people as AWESOME as me.

Also, I am writing a book called the Storm Drain Alligator and the Secret of the Universe.

It is a book about talking alligators, God, whole planets full of drunks, wal-mart lobbyists, the secret of the universe, redneck science, Canadian Ultranationalists, genocidal manatees, Nazi teleporters (filled with bits from exploding jews), mind-controlling tapeworms, racist jokes, redneck first-aid-kits, evil little girls, Osama Bin Laden & Germans playing Call of Duty: World at War, whos (dr. seuss) with massive nuclear arsenals, and an unmarked UFO with tinted windows.

I have many racist jokes in my book, but I do not believe any of them.

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