DuchessOfPrunes

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  • Real Name: Douchess of Prunes
  • Location: Prunesylvania
  • Member Since: May 1st, 2009
  • Last Seen: May 18th, 2010 12:15 pm
  • Personal tag line: And you'll be my Douchess, My Douchess of Prunes
  • Message board posts: 0

About DuchessOfPrunes

A moonbeam through the prune
In June
Reveals your chest
I see your lovely beans
And in that magic go-kart
I bite your neck
The cheese I have for you
My dear
Is real
And very new!
(New cheese!)

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