One time I was really drunk and puked on the bar. Nobody noticed right away and in a desperate attempt to keep it that way I began shoveling the puke back into my own mouth. I cried during the movie "The Fox and the Hound" when I was 12. I woke up my parents at 4:00 am one time when I was 15 to inspect my genitals because of excessive masturbation. I recorded a series of rap songs with my then-roommate when I was 20(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s81BJqO3olc) okay, that wasn't even that long ago. I'm in college right now and my main focus is keeping my alcoholism at bay while I switch majors every semester. I work at a radio station that plays shitty hit music, and I die inside every time I promote it. You can add me as a Friend if you want to hear the end of any of these stories, or if you want some bad ass party-rap songs performed by white kids.

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