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  • Real Name: Drunktoad
  • Location: Bumfuck, Michigan
  • Member Since: November 20th, 2008 01:11 pm
  • Last Seen: November 23rd, 2009 08:50 am
  • Personal tag line: My favorite beer is an open one
  • Message board posts

About Drunktoad

I'm a drunk - a degenerate - i've prolly slept with your daughter - tell her thanks for the crabs for me would ya. I use verizon - that way i'll be safe at the onset of a zombie invasion cause you know, it's the network.


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