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  • Real Name: Lazy eye Jones
  • Location: I happen to be trapped in an empty soda can
  • Member Since: October 21st, 2009 03:45 pm
  • Last Seen: July 26th, 2010 05:30 am
  • Personal tag line: "How could it go right if you dont do something wrong?"
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About Drcrackedfiend

Younger than stewie griffin with all the sex appeal of a rotten Chicken wing. My Free time is spent sharpening a bar of Dove soap so that i may one day escape this lonely can. My hobbies include staring into the sky with my mouth open when it rains, also shaving celery sticks into the shapes of famous people i wish to one day meet.


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