Drassixe

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  • Real Name: Drassixe
  • Location: Just left of the junction between hopelessness and despair.
  • Member Since: July 18th, 2009
  • Last Seen: August 30th, 2014 5:22 am
  • Personal tag line: Bangarang, Motherfucker.
  • Message board posts: 60

About Drassixe

I am a short man in a tall world, or perhaps a tall man in a world populated exclusively by Yao Ming and that wierd Ukrainian guy that whacks his head on basketball hoops. Probably the second one. I have no knowledge of popular culture, which entitles me to be hilarious in my erroneousness.
I occasionally use Google Ads to induce birth.

My blog: sunnywithachanceoffailure.wordpress.com

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