Dr.Blowhole

Cony Island (Not giving exact location to you all)

Real Name:

Dr. Kelno F. Blowhole

Member Since:

August 07, 2010

About Me

I am,"DR. BLOWHOLE", an evil bottle nosed dolphin genius.
(DO NOT MAKE FRONT OF MY NAME!!!)
Nemesis of, Skipper.
(Do not really have a nemesis in real, I used to. Have not seen them in a very, very long time.)
I am real live villain known as "Dr. Kelno F. Blowhole". Yes, I will say it again, am a real life villain.
(NOT LYING OR JOKING!!!)
I despise all humans.
(Never call me a human, I am a dolphin no matter what you all say.)
Go a head, call me rases if you will against the species. I will get my revenge on all. You will see one day as you all suffer! MwAhahahahaha!
(Not my friends though.)
I shall be the #1 threat of the world! You can bet all your fish on that. As all of you will suffer like I did without any mercy!
(Also, I am a bit different from my animated self from Penguins Of Madagascar on nick. One, because I am the real deal not a cartoon character, so get that out of your tiny little idiotic heads. Two, I will not hesitate to kill some one. Three, I am much, much more eviller then that pathetic excuse of I.)
Well, thats all I really have to say to you all. Other then, I am back once again to earn my gloris title of a super villain threat to you all. FEAR I!!! I SHALL GET MY REVENGE!!! YOU ALL WILL PAY FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!!! MwAhahahahaha!!!!!!Ahahahaha!!!!!! Its fantastic to be evil!!! Yet, victory is much sweeter then any evillness in the world. For when I rule this world, or destroy it you shall all beg at my power. No, I will spear no humans life!(Unless again, they are friends to I.)
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*Animated self first speech:
Here is my speech from Nick-Dr. Blowhole
Ahhh, my popularity knows no bounds! I shall re-post my message so more of you might join my minions against those foul fowl!
Attention Mammals!

I am writing to you, fellow warm blooded breathers of air, to inform you that I, Dr. Blowhole, will soon return. All Penguins should beware and tread lightly, for my revenge will be swift and terrible! And I have something special for Skipper, the most reprehensible of them all!

But who am I, you're asking? It is typical of your species to ignore dolphin genius! You won't see me jumping through your hoops, oh no! Soon the world will all know and shudder at the name of BLOWHOLE!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Hmm, that doesn't sound as menacing when you type it. Oh well.

Who among you is with me? Whether you breathe through a spout, or silly human nostrils, you can join me now, and escape the impending peril! Give me your soft hands, and tell me your schemes for how I, DOCTOR BLOWHOLE, can rule the world! Will you join me?

Alas, I've said too much, already! Humans and penguins alike will learn soon enough. Prepare your fish! Because I really like fish.

- Signed Dr. Blowhole

*Second speech:
My second new speach
Current mood:Evil
I have put out the call, and while many of you continue to support those silly Penguins, there are those among you who wish to join the ranks of my army. Next week the world shall see my power, and I expect I'll be in full control of the globe by about Wednesday.
It turns out that many of you, my future minions, need your crustacean claws and uniforms, yet they seem to be stuck in shipping. When I've taken over the world, I'll get that sorted out, and you can begin making your way to my secret headquarters, where my reign will tighten its grip.
We can all have a good laugh about the the final plight of those silly arctic chickens they call Penguins. I'm getting a warm fuzzy just thinking about it.
Where was I.... ?
Oh yes.
MINIONS! Await my further instructions, and I shall be TRIUMPHANT! Fish for all who are loyal! Penguins for none!
-Signd Dr. Blowhole