I am a native of Indianapolis. I have also lived in North Dakota and Minnesota. I now live in Germany. I like stuff.

I am a booze connaissuer, also known as a meteorologist. I forecast with dartboards and 20-sided dice. Occasionally I use a quarter. Many people refer to us as frauds and I am sure I am the reason why.

And apparently my cousin is a Greek god. The things you learn about your family, I tell ya...

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