Dover

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  • Real Name: Dover
  • Location: Canada, but not really, because I live in Cyprus.
  • Member Since: October 31st, 2009
  • Last Seen: February 3rd, 2012 4:05 pm
  • Personal tag line: Breathing is helpful, try not to forget to do it.
  • Message board posts: 1

About Dover

My name is Dover and I'm not scared of bears, although if an angry bear ever attacked me I'd probably get a little bit scared. Also, sometimes when I'm bored I eat strawberries. And lasagna. Never tried strawberry lasagna though.

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