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  • Real Name: John Dortmunder
  • Location: Miami, Florida
  • Member Since: August 23rd, 2010 04:08 pm
  • Last Seen: October 21st, 2010 07:00 pm
  • Personal tag line: I'm game if you are
  • Message board posts

About Dortmunder

So, the old man says we have to journey eastwards to get rid of this pesky ring...


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