Born Doggus McGrady III on December 5th 1912, the 99 year old porn star/industrialist/rapper/Pulitzer prize-winning author Dogg McG has been in the limelight his whole life. As a child he starred in numerous condom commercials and wrote his first book, critically-acclaimed philosophical text "Life is Short and Sweet, Like a Vertically-Challenged Virgin", when he was just 14 years old. He now presides as leader of his own commune and enjoys the company of his family and his harem.

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