Dmaye

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  • Real Name: Dmaye
  • Location: Dystopia
  • Member Since: August 8th, 2008
  • Last Seen: August 18th, 2008 7:12 am
  • Personal tag line: I HATE ALL HUMANS
  • Message board posts: 0

About Dmaye

I live in the land of Dystopia where you pathetic humans are all under the control of me and clones of me. In this land there is no such thing as free ideology or rebellion.There are no hate crimes, unless there against your kind! There aren't any conflicting views on life,and consequently no wars because everyone knows what I say goes!It wont be long before I infect your world and alter life as you know it! You beleive you know everything there is to know,but I have knews for you:It's turtles all the way down!You dont know what that means most likely you disgusting, stinky, ugly, idiotic, retarded, indolent, yet innocent, human but you will find out and when you do youll be begging for me to lead you!

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