Well first off, if your reading this to find something to use against me whilst arguing in the comment section of one of the many fine articles here on Cracked you will be sorely dissapointed because I, am perfect. I am the pinnacle of all things manly, badass and betterthanyou. So there is really no point in trying. You do not get points for trying, all you get is failure and dissapointment, the same feeling you get whenever your dog refuses to fall for the peanut butter trick AGAIN.

Now that thats out of the way, I really have nothing else to say, I really just wanted to leave an insult laying in ambush for anyone who is pissed off enough by me to come rage over my profile.

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