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  • Real Name: DixieNormous
  • Location: Columbia, SC
  • Member Since: November 12th, 2012 10:16 pm
  • Last Seen: March 16th, 2014 04:49 pm
  • Personal tag line: It's times like this that I wish I was more inspired.
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About DixieNormous

I have enough sense not to post too much about myself online. Then again, plenty of people put their entire lives on the Internet and may not see any negative effects at all.

So, I'm a 23 year old guy. A divorced father, who doesn't get to see his daughter nearly as much as he would like, is an accurate description of what's most personal.

I'm currently working on getting back into the same shape and fitness as I was while I was in the Marine Corps.

I like to cook, and I'm proud of being a decent "home style" chef thanks to my mother.

I'm not really involved with the Internet too much. I do enjoy reading cracked articles, most of which can get an audible laugh out of me at least once.

Happiness is fleeting for me, but I don't brood. I'm very thankful for the joys and love that I've had in my life. I like meeting new people, and I find that I am generally liked. I do deal with harsh anxiety most of the time, yet I don't let it control me or the possibility of meeting new nice people. I'd like make new friends online as well as in the real world, so if anyone would like, feel free to approach me.


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