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Dite

First and foremost, let's pronounce the name correctly. {DIE- TEE} "Dite" stems from the name Aphrodite which means "Shiny Foam" (Aphro-Foam/ Dite-Shiny) and I am quite the original Shiny.
Now that THAT is out of the way, let's get down to business.
I'm part Oompa Loompa and I have the blood of royalty. I cannot fathom being tall. I also cannot begin to justify my mannerisms, words, and actions seeing as though I have never been able to scientifically justify my existence without sounding like a 5 year old telling the Pastor that God made me special because the world needed me to be awesome.
I'm perfect. True Story.
Fun Facts?
I think so.
-I am a caffeinated supervillian who constantly tries to take over the world.
-David Bowie is my Idol and one day, I will construct temples in his honor.
- Once upon a time, I went to school for Theatre. I am a fanatical Theatre Nazi and I survive solely on the tears and laughter of my audience. I usually have it with my morning cup of coffee and it's a great way to start a day.

Be all of this true or false, the best way to prove it is to get to know me. Despite what many sources say, I'm pretty amiable.

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