DirtyMaggieMae

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  • Real Name: DirtyMaggieMae
  • Location: Bat Country
  • Member Since: November 10th, 2008 05:41 pm
  • Last Seen: April 22nd, 2010 08:27 am
  • Personal tag line: Dicks be needin' sucked on.
  • Message board posts: 3

About DirtyMaggieMae

My favorite kind of porn is lesbian. I have a thing for chicks with tattoos and hair dyed green, blue, or red. When I find porn of girls with said hair and tattos who also happen to be fucking the shit out of eachother, I usually masturbate to it (assuming I am in the proper setting.) I work at a store that sells porn, which let me tell you, is amazing.

My other interests include, but are not limited to: Music, Movies, Going to bars getting tanked and hitting on the ugliest girls I can find only to tell them later that I have no interest in them, Getting tanked in general, Eating (vagina or food), Trying to fuck Anne Hathaway (seriously, I've been after that ass since Princess Diaries came out), Doing nothing at work due to Cracked.com, and last but not least, making outlandish statements involving pedophilia, rape, torture, and general nastiness to uptight people and relishing in the ensuing carnage.

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