I live in a large mansion deep in the wilderness of Sanqingshan with my grandmother, my yak Æskil, and my asian sex slave Nutmunch were we make large amount of euros selling boob implants and vasectomies to the local sasquatches. We are currently on the run from the Klingon army for being suspected accomplices to Pedo Bear.

my intrests include taxiderming, playing the sousaphone, and preforming ritual Hawaiian volcano sacrifices on people that resemble Miley Cryrus or the Jones Brothers.

My greatest goal in life is to grow a third testical

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