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  • Real Name: Dick_Johnson
  • Location: Soviet Russia
  • Member Since: September 16th, 2008 08:28 pm
  • Last Seen: July 18th, 2010 07:15 am
  • Personal tag line: By the beard of ZEUS!!!
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About Dick_Johnson

I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.


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